Dear Milk,
Leche, dearie, you know how much I love you. You do! But here's the thing. This isn't working out. I mean, come on! One sip of you and I get sick? How is that beneficial to anyone? Think about your actions, Lait. That is not cool, in any way.
So here's the thing. I'm breaking up with you. NO! Don't give me that look! You knew this was coming! You knew the day you decided to hurt me! Stop your blubbering. It's pathetic. You wonder why I'm leaving you? Here's the thing.
There's someone else.
No!! NO! Don't flip out on me, Leche. You knew when Almond Milk moved into the fridge that he'd eventually take your place. Sure, he's way too sweet, but that's better than being hurt. Even you have to admit that. It's not you, it's--wait, it is you.
Goodbye forever.
Aimée
That was funny. :) It made me smile.
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